Software Release Notes

posted on: Saturday, May 19, 2012

Weston OS 3.9

Upgrades in this release
  • Onset of early use/understanding of sarcasm. Ex: "Really, dad. Really?"
  • Identifying letters and sounds of letters
  • Drawing and cutting out shapes. Especially proficient in circles and squares
  • Overall speech and vocabulary improvements. Loves to discuss bones
  • Basic addition skills. Ex: "You tell me you love me like 5 or 20 times a day. That's 25 times you know."
  • Increased desire to "help" however limited to 5 minute increments and/or distractions due to snacks/tv/ipad
  • Excellent memory skills, does not forget anything
Ongoing Issues
  • Unable to continue eating without verification of exactly how many remaining bites will be required
  • Unable to resolve problems without employing the use of tantrums, fits and overall freak outs
  • Incorrectly calls his big toe his thumb toe
  • Incorrectly calls a blimp a pimple, although he knows this is incorrect he refuses to adjust language appropriately
  • Prefers shoes to be worn on opposite feet and with the use of only one sock

Oren OS 1.1

Upgrades in this release
  • Open mouth kisses
  • High fives
  • Crawling down stairs backwards
  • Roars like a lion on command (sometimes, but only when he feels like it)
  • Dances at every opportunity possible. Will find rhythm in TV commercial jingles, brother banging on piano keys, even sound of vacuum cleaner
  • Drinks from a straw
  • Turns off and on light switches when entering/exiting a room
  • Increased immunity due to recent onslaught of multiple viral infections
  • Identifies own bellybutton
Ongoing Issues
  • Requires skin to skin to contact with mother at all times mother is present
  • Preferred snack: rocks
  • Preferred toy: toilet
  • Yells gibberish at parents when angry, frustrated, needs assistance or pretty much all the time
  • Generally disgruntled
  • Refuses to lie still or even on back for diaper changes
  • Unbearably cute


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