The fact that I'm going to tell you about this, let alone blog about it, probably tells you something about me. And I'm okay with that. So let's just put it out there. I'm addicted to sugar and I'm not ashamed to admit it. Josh is too, which miiiight just be the key to a successful marriage. Think about it.
Anyway, if you've been reading this blog for any time at all you know how much we like a good treat around here (well, food in general, but let's stick to the topic). So, the other night I was watching a rare half hour of tv. Well, a rare half hour of grown up tv, let's be clear. Phineas and Ferb doesn't count. So, what do I select from my endless amount of unseen DVR'd options? Unique Sweets of course. I love that show and I was all caught up on Sister Wives anyway.
Now, problem number one with this scenario is that pretty much every place featured on the show is in New York or California, so even if if something looks particulary good, you can't have it. Problem number two, I was hungry. And lo and behold the episode I watched featured a little place out in Studio City, CA all the way across the country called Xtreme Desserts. And you know what this place specializes in? COOKIE SANDWICHES! (said in the obligatory cookie monster voice). I sat on the sofa, one hand on the remote, the other wiping the drool from my mouth, watching, tortured, considering pricing flights to California. And when Josh got home from work I actually made him re-watch it with me because I knew he would appreciate this place just as much as I did.
And then Josh had the most brilliant, beyond brilliant idea of all time.
"We should see if they can ship them."
One impulse order and $60 later this was sitting on our doorstep when we got home from work last night. Now I totally understand that we should be hanging our heads in shame for the most ridiculous fatty purchase of all time, I get it. But instead we just high-fived and I said, "this will make a great blog post!"
And then, as if it wasn't ridiculous enough, Abby and Jeff were over and I made them stay late to have a cookie tasting and judge a completely unnecessary cookie contest I just dreamed up right at that minute. But we're related, so they were game.
I cut the cookies up in to wedges one by one and the four of us each gave them a point value 1-10. Jeff gave extra points for smell. So out of a possible 40 points I now present to you our very scientific results...
(Descriptions from the Xtreme Desserts website)
Red Velvet Cookie
Two moist Red Velvet Cookies sandwiched around real yummy cream cheese frosting with Cocoa/Cinnamon crumble on top.
Double Chocolate Cream Pie Cookie
If you love chocolate, you'll love how we created a rich chocolate pudding cream pie filling surrounded by our moist cocoa chip cookies.
German Chocolate Cookie
The Xtreme German Chocolate cookie combines a rich chocolate pudding like texture with a special coconut-pecan mixture in the middle.
Blueberry Ginger Crumble
This delicious treat combines your classic style crumb cake with Xtreme’s soft sandwich cookies seasoned with a touch of ginger and homemade blueberry pie.
Black Forest Cookie
The perfect chocolatey cookie take on a classic cake. A rich chocolate chunk cookie with cream cheese frosting and tangy cherries in the middle
very serious cookie judging going on here
Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Cream Cookie
Two soft cocoa chocolate chip cookies with a silky smooth peanut butter cream cheese filling. We add the Xtreme chocolate ganache drizzle to top it off.
Pecan Pie Maple Cookie
This unique twist on an old favorite has two moist 100% Maple cookies sandwiched around homemade Pecan Pie filling. Topped with a lightly sugar coated Pecan.
PB and J Cookie
Taste the richness of the peanut butter as the strawberry blends together with every mouthwatering bite
Carrot Cake Cookie
Add all the right spices and seasonings, slow baked with sweet moistened raisins and sandwiched around our silky cream cheese frosting. Then topped with white chocolate orange curls. Carrot Cake like no other.
and the big winner of the evening...dun dun dun...
White Chocolate Chip Apple Pie Cookie
White chocolate, Cinnamon, Nutmeg and other spices create this moist explosion of flavors. Of course it wouldn't be Xtreme without the homemade apple pie and touch of frosting in the middle.
To be fair, some of these cookies never stood a chance, but we wanted to try them all anyway. Since some of us just inherently didn't like some of the ingredients used in a few of the cookies (like coconut, cherries or maple for example), those were bound to rank low. I think the only ones that didn't make our order were the key lime and the cocomint (maybe next time). But they were all good for what they were and every one of us was super impressed with how moist and fresh they were considering they were delivered from California. Not that any of you probably care because unless you find yourselves in Studio City at some point I doubt you will be FedEx'ing a dozen cookies to yourself any time soon. But if you do (and I think you should) we fully endorse Xtreme Desserts as your treat shop of choice. They have brownies too, you guys...
And thus concludes the silliest blog post of all time.
Thank you and you're welcome.
(And no, this was not a sponsored post. I wish.)
(And no, this was not a sponsored post. I wish.)