you eat soup with your hands too, right?
and who needs toys when you can unroll an entire box of trashbags?
or pull up a chair and play in the dirty dishes...
or do whatever this is.
while your brother is in superhero class, you can always escape with toys and
candy in to the hall lobby and take them all swimming in the water fountain.
art is a fun pastime.
but not as much fun as breaking in to the pantry
and emptying boxes of noodles on to the floor.
and when your mom finds you squeezing toothpaste in to
the sink so she hides all the laundry baskets from you?...
improvise.









